Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

You can have a bit of a temper. People make secret bets on when your next explosion of anger is going to be.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

You show off with money and it makes everyone feel uncomfortable. It’s cool that you offer to pay for drinks, but not when you follow it up with, “I can absolutely afford it, don’t worry!”

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

People toss the word ‘psycho’ around in group texts fairly frequently. On one hand, your friends love you. But on the other, you can act sort of psycho…

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

You drunk cry at EVERYTHING. It’s endearing the first few times. But now people are a bit like, “Dude, get yourself together.”

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

People get annoyed at how self-absorbed you can be. You’re definitely tons of fun to be around, but you never let anyone else talk. It’s always you, you, you. Even when someone else tries to talk about something, you find a way to insert yourself into it.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

You’re so serious/judgmental about everything. Sometimes your friends don’t even want to invite you to things because you’re such a downer.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

You’re SUCH a Mom/Dad. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. You’re responsible and fair, both good traits to have. But yeah, you tend to act like an old person.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Sometimes your ‘jokes’ aren’t actually funny and they’re just painful. Your sarcasm borders on being cruel.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

You have such a fun, flirty energy but sometimes it feels like you focus on romance and/or sex more than your friends. People end up feeling neglected and bitter.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

No one talks behind your back because they probably forgot you even existed.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

You’re bad at picking up on social clues. Like, reaaaaally bad. People joke about how awkward you always are.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

People make fun of your poetry. Enough with the metaphors about fire! You are so cheesy, you’re like a damn slice of pizza.