1. “What’s the weather like up there?”
This is just a bad joke. And yet, it gets said over and over, and over again. So, we can’t even give you points for originality.
2. “Did you play basketball in school?”
This might come as a shock, but not every tall person is automatically athletically gifted. And for those of us who weren’t, you just reminded us of all our awkward years trying to figure out how our tall body worked. Thanks, thanks a lot.
3. “Can you even wear heels?”
4. “I bet it’s hard to date.”
This is a real thing that comes out of people’s mouths. I’m not kidding.
5. “How tall ARE you?”
Imagine if we went up to people and said, “How MUCH do YOU weigh?!” Do you think that would go over well?
6. “Wow, you’re supermodel height!”
This is mostly annoying because people rarely say, “You could be a supermodel.” Nah, they say, “You’re supermodel height.” Oh. 😑😑😑
7. “Your feet are huge.”
NO. THEY ARE IN PROPORTION TO THE REST OF MY BODY. OKAY?!?!?