In what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking news two guys, Collin Zborowski, 28, and Daniel Lubach, 27, were arrested on Tuesday for allegedly smoking heroin in the bathroom of a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Costa Mesa, California.
The men had gone to Chuck E. Cheese specifically to meet with their drug supplier, according to Costa Mesa Police Sgt. Patrick Wessel, and had both their drug paraphernalia and a small amount of heroin confiscated.
Michelle Chism, spokeswoman for Chuck E. Cheese said the whole situation is disturbing.
“We cannot begin to express the combination of sorrow and anger that we feel about adults engaging in this type of behavior in a children’s establishment,” she said in a statement released to KABC TV.
Okay, so, I’ve never personally smoked heroin but IDK, doesn’t Chuck E. Cheese kind of seem like one of the worst places in the world to chase the dragon? Nothing could ruin my high faster than a bunch of children running around, screaming, and being, ya know, children in my presence. Especially when I’m trying to win tickets and eat pizza! But that’s just me.
Zborowski was booked for felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor under influence of controlled substance, and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia.
Lubach was booked on misdemeanor charges and released with promise to appear in court. Zborowski was taken to Orange County jail and held on $20,000 bail.