He keeps his nails trimmed. Nobody wants to hook up with someone who has hands like those claw arcade games.
They don’t try to minimize their sexuality. They feel 100% in control of their bodies, their pleasure, and feel zero obligation to hide either of those things from the world.
Didn’t pay any of your bills and credit score has now dipped pathetically low? DON’T WORRY. It was Mercury!!!!!
Pisces are charming in such an organic way. It’s kind of hard to not fall in love (or lust) with a Pisces. They’re flirtatious, but not purposefully.
If I want to be rammed by a stranger, that’s my prerogative.
The friend zone, while a terribly one-dimensional term, is real. Real in that if he doesn’t have an inner desire to sleep with you, he never will.
A girl who swears like a sailor is the kind of girl who can roll with the punches. Your buddies all love her because she knows how to take a joke and is probably going to dish it right back.
Drunk sex should be reserved for people you trust a bit more than someone you’ll want to immediately call an Uber for.
You eat your food slowly. And not just popsicles. Those who aren’t in a rush to devour their meals take their time in all aspects.
“If the timing were different…”