5 Drunk Texts We’re All Guilty Of Sending (At Least Once)

1. The classic “you up?”

In case you live under a rock, this is code for, “I’m horny.” It’s usually sent between the hours of midnight and 2 am. And gotta say, to its credit, at least this text doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is: a booty call.

2. The wrong person.

Brandon, Brendon – how were you supposed to tell the difference after multiple tequila shots? Just hope there weren’t any pictures attached. Because that’s one awkward, “sorry I meant to text this to someone else!” conversation.

3. The ex.

Oh, the ex. What would Drake even write about if drunkenly texting an ex wasn’t a thing? We’ve all been there. Blame it on the liquor. Or, just put your phone away. Tomorrow you will be thankful.

4. The extra letters.

You’re just so full of joy and a warm, fuzzy feeling has taken over your body. You must contact everyone you care about to let them know:“i loooveeee youuuuuuuuu.”

5. The unintelligible.

Nobody knows what you were trying to communicate. And when you look at it the next day, neither do you. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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