7 Reasons Women With Dirty Mouths Make The Best Girlfriends

1. She’s unfiltered.

Do you know how goddamn boring it is to be around people who constantly feel the need to put on airs? Leave that fake shit at the door. Real recognize real. And a woman who casually drops the f-bomb is probably not calculating what she’s saying. She’s going to speak the truth, whether people like it or not. And that’s the kind of woman you can count on to keep things honest.

2. She isn’t easily offended.

A girl who swears like a sailor is the kind of girl who can roll with the punches. Your buddies all love her because she knows how to take a joke and is probably going to dish it right back. You don’t have to walk on eggshells with her.

3. She isn’t timid in the bedroom.

The last thing she cares about is coming across as gentle, dainty, or “lady-like.” Like 2002 Christina Aguilera, she’s down to get dirty.

4. She doesn’t let you get away with bullshit.

A woman with a dirty mouth is NOT a push-over. So trust, she’s going to call you out if necessary. Having a partner who isn’t afraid to challenge you is exciting. She’s not going to let you get away with stuff just because she loves you.

5. She can hang with your bros.

Because she’s basically just like them. But, you know, with boobs.

6. She has your back in a big way.

Sure, she’ll support you like anyone who cares about you would. But a girl with a fiery mouth is going to walk through Hell for you. Someone hurts you? She wants their address, social security number, and credit card info. SHE’S GOING TO RUIN THEM. Okay…so maybe she’s more talk than action in those scenarios. But you’ll get a good laugh at how fucking furious she is when someone does you dirty. It’ll provide a good distraction.

7. She doesn’t take herself too seriously.

At the end of the day, it’s nice to be with someone who doesn’t make a huge deal out of everything. That’s not to say she doesn’t have her emotional or sincere side, but she knows not to make mountains out of molehills. Sometimes you have to say, “Ah, fuck it.” And let’s be real, that’s her specialty.