Kyle: Spits on your vagina. Is offended when you offer lube.
Often, when girls blindly hate other girls, jealousies are involved. An insecurity is being called upon. They see someone represent something they wish they could.
Jennifer, you’ve become the absolute woooooorst.
Some women are into nipple play. Some aren’t. But dear Lord, why are you trying to smash her breasts between your hands? Are you checking for lumps?
Which royal family were you born into? Do you have a castle? Can I visit?
The eldest of the Kardashian children, Kourtney, is officially back together with her off-again-on-again 3 time baby daddy, Scott Disick.
Scorpio: You sting anyone who comes too close, so it’s pretty inevitable you’ll be flying solo. You prefer it that way. People are terrible.
“Being down there you really get a sense of your dude’s hygiene level. It’s funny how many jokes exist about the way vaginas smell. You ever been nose level with balls? It’s not always fantastic.”
Finding out your significant other voted for Trump.