Ranking Of The 30+ Most Horribly Effective Pick-up Lines That Might Just Get You A Date

John Schnobrich

1. Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.

2. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

3. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

4. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

5. You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

6. You look like trash, may I take you out?

7. Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

8. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

9. Let’s make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.

10. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

11. Let’s make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.

12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

13. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

14. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

15. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

16. Will you marry me for just one night?

17. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

18. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

19. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

20. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

21. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

22. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

23. I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

24. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

25. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

26. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

27. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

28. My name’s _________ Just so you know what to scream.

29. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

30. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

31. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

32.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

33. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! TC mark

Kirsten Corley

Kirsten is the author of But Before You Leave, a book of poetry about the experiences we struggle to put into words.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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