Ranking Of The 30+ Most Horribly Effective Pick-up Lines That Might Just Get You A Date

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John Schnobrich

1. Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.

2. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

3. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

4. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

5. You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

6. You look like trash, may I take you out?

7. Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

8. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

9. Let’s make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.

10. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

11. Let’s make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.

12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

13. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

14. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

15. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

16. Will you marry me for just one night?

17. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

18. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

19. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

20. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

21. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

22. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

23. I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

24. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

25. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

26. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

27. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

28. My name’s _________ Just so you know what to scream.

29. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

30. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

31. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

32.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

33. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! TC mark

Kirsten Corley

Kirsten is the author of But Before You Leave, a book of poetry about the experiences we struggle to put into words.

But Before You Leave

“Losing you would be like losing part of me, only it’d be losing the best part of me.”

“Even if your voice is shaking, never stop asking for what you want.”

Kirsten’s writings really touch me. It’s like all the things I have ever thought of or wanted to say are expressed through her writing. I resonate with so much of it. It’s so deeply touching, moving, raw and just plain real. There were times reading I teared up because something said just went straight to my heart. I think I honestly highlighted almost the whole book! —Elizabeth

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