It may seem absurd, but I come from a place where streets are named after hobbies, ala “Gun Club Road,” and business opportunities abound. I mean, where else can you offer deals like “discount mullet removal” or run a laundromat/tanning salon combination?
I’m not vain. I rarely wear makeup, my skincare regimen is nonexistent, and I frequently leave my house in oversized jeans and a saggy t-shirt. But when it comes to my body, I’m self-conscious to the core.