Do you know what that’s like? To regularly experience the sentiment of what if this is the moment I legitimately die?
If you do gain the Freshman 15, don’t take it personally when you go home for Christmas and your rude relatives want to talk about it with you. Old people just like to talk about what people weigh. It’s one of their main hobbies.
Google Search Erase / Netflix / I Literally Can’t
Effort is more important than talent.
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.
Maybe we’re preoccupied with monitoring the illusion of our lives because it’s the only way that makes happiness seem like a real and attainable thing.
I can’t look at any more photos of people kissing or I will burst into flames.
When someone asks if you’re happy.
If I get sad at any point today, I can watch YouTube videos of people falling.