Do not have cellulite. You can achieve this by going to social events where all of the lights are turned off.
You feel less of a need to explain yourself. You never had to explain yourself to anyone in the first place, but it was not until you started feeling more comfortable and excited about your life path that you realized this.
Chances are that if you get a hangover-themed Snapchat from us, we took the photo more than a dozen times; not in an attempt to look perfect, but rather in an attempt to successfully show you how much of a mess we are right now.
The idea of it terrifies you. Thinking about it makes your breathing erratic and your palms sweaty in just an instant. You feel anxious and cold and nervous. It’s the only thing you can think about.
You’re trapped on a lifeboat that can only hold two people. The lifeboat currently holds you, Oprah and Meryl Streep. Which other person do you save besides yourself?
We’ve got to have chemistry. That doesn’t have to be only physical. Just chemistry in the sense that we can joke around together and have interesting conversations and talk easily together. Something where you just “click” with her.
Whenever he’s about to fart, he makes this face when he’s trying to get it out. But it’s also his way of warning me to either move away from him, or to put the window down if we’re in the car. In a strange way, I guess it’s his way of being a considerate boyfriend.
It’s important to be logical and practical. But it’s also important to trust your instincts. When something doesn’t feel right to you, there’s a reason behind that.
Don’t refer to your friends that you met overseas as your “abroad friends.” Because even if you met them abroad, they’re probably still American.
It might be easier to go through life being closed off to love. It might be safer and it might be painless. It might be less complicated. But it will certainly be more boring. More colorless. More lifeless. And a whole lot more empty.