16 Bullshit Things You Say To Other People Versus What You Say To Your Siblings

In honor of our upcoming Thanksgiving reunion with the siblings we love to insult.
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1. 

To other people: I’m so proud of you!

To your siblings: I’m actually proud of you and you should take that as a huge compliment because normally I think you suck.


2. 

To other people: No that outfit looks fine!

To your siblings: You look like a complete moron. Go change or I refuse to be seen with you in public.


3. 

To other people: Let’s definitely catch up over Thanksgiving!

To your siblings: Let’s not leave the house at all over the Thanksgiving holiday and refuse to shower and just be disgusting blobs of worthlessness together.


4. 

To other people: I think I’m just going to relax by myself tonight and get some cleaning done.

To your siblings: Go away you’re annoying me I wanna be alone.


5. 

To other people: Things are great right now!

To your siblings: Things are the worst. So shut up and let me vent for ten minutes.


6. 

To other people: Oh, you have to get work done? That’s understandable.

To your siblings: Quit lying to yourself, you know we’re about to watch Netflix for another three hours.


7. 

To other people: Wanna go for a walk?

To your siblings: Wanna sit on the couch and not get up for hours?


8. 

To other people: I’m feeling really good about life right now.

To your siblings: I’m a big ball of anxiety all the time help plz.


9. 

To other people: *responds to ‘missed’ call thirty minutes later saying sorry and that phone was on silent*

To your siblings: *purposely hits ignore button, sends immediate text saying ‘I don’t feel like talking’ with completely irrelevant emoji*


10. 

To other people: Yeah they’re really nice.

To your siblings: Ugh I hate them.


11. 

To other people: The Bachelor really is such a ridiculous show.

To your siblings: Who did you put in your bracket for this week?


12.

To other people: Let’s go grab a coffee.

To your siblings: Let’s pretend we’re going to go grab a coffee and then halfway through the trip change our minds and get gross fast food instead.


13. 

To other people: *text* We need to catch up soon.

To your siblings: *text* Call me right now I’m in panic mode about where my life is going.


14. 

To other people: Mind if I DJ for a little while?

To your siblings: Give me the aux cord, I’m sick of your music.


15.

To other people: I’m gonna start making an effort to be healthier.

To your siblings: Just kidding let’s order a pizza even though it’s 11 o’clock at night.


16.

To other people: I’m doing well, just super busy!

To your siblings: I binge-watched five episodes of Black Mirror last night instead of doing any work. TC mark

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