23 Hilarious Billy Eichner Tweets That Will Confirm He’s Meant To Be Your Best Friend
By Kim Quindlen
It’s impossible not to love this man.
1.
Well, after giving it a lot of thought, I have ALSO decided to join the Gilmore Girls reboot. Somebody should probably tell them.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 11, 2016
2.
Talk to me about your avocado toast
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 7, 2016
3.
Thank you. I hope Emmy voters recognize my work in the category "Lowkey Hot AF" https://t.co/Hiv9B8DsFK
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 3, 2016
4.
Happy April Fools Day to all my fellow Log Cabin Republicans!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 1, 2016
5.
Just think – without American Idol, we wouldn't have The Voice!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 8, 2016
6.
I've lived through numerous deaths in my family among other tragedies but nothing is worse than when the uber driver calls you.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 29, 2016
7.
If you didn't slut shame Kim Kardashian you CANNOT slut shame Ted Cruz
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 25, 2016
8.
Happy Birthday @twitter and THANK YOU for giving Amber Rose a voice.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 22, 2016
9.
Sea World can do what it wants, I will continue to breed killer whales for private performances thank you
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 17, 2016
10.
Happy International Women's Day to the Food Network!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 8, 2016
11.
I'm technically single but a more accurate status would be "Watches The People vs OJ Simpson Constantly"
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 8, 2016
12.
Ivanka Trump is my favorite Jew
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 13, 2016
13.
Seriously, if u follow me and voted/are voting for Donald Trump can you explain why? I'm sincerely curious. (I realize I may regret this).
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 16, 2016
14.
4 those who thought none of my followers were Trump voters, I actually got some sincere replies. The lesson here: My appeal knows no bounds!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 16, 2016
15.
Please someone make a spoof of Room but with Richard Simmons and his housekeeper I'm too busy
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 15, 2016
16.
Very, very interested in dating Sumner Redstone.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 12, 2016
17.
Enjoy Hamilton at the White House while u can cause if Trump wins you'll have Paula Deen on the White House lawn strumming on a washboard
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 15, 2016
18.
WE LOVE YOU SANJAYA!!!!!!!!!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 7, 2016
19.
I'd rather watch a #GOOPDebate where candidates argue over Gwyneth Paltrow's $375 "face nectar"
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 11, 2016
20.
Just FYI I would gladly speak to anyone at Goldman Sachs for $250,000
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 7, 2016
21.
Not watching the debate but has John Kasich said how big HIS dick is? Asking for a friend.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 4, 2016
22.
If I ever play a superhero I'm going to name him SuperTuesday.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 1, 2016
23.
Jake Gyllenhaal sitting right behind me on this flight. Is "I once made a gigantic balloon of your sister" a good ice breaker?
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 26, 2016