30 Holiday E-Cards That Explain Why Christmas Is Kind Of The Worst

Merry Christmas from your drunk relatives and Someecards.

1. Merry Christmas, Prozac. 

2. That one coworker. 

3. We’re screwed. 

4. Hello, annual ten pounds. 

5. Oh, we were supposed to buy presents? 

6. God Bless December birthdays. 

7. More to love. 

8. The real meaning of family. 

9. Oh, it’s not just me? 

10. There are some things Santa just can’t deliver on. 

11. It’s just safer not to ask. 

12. Just a lovely reminder. 

13. What you wish you could say to Grandma. 

14. No such thing as an environmentally-friendly Christmas. 

15. Santa Con in one sentence. 

16. “Oh, I have your gift too! But I forgot it at home!” 

17. New Year’s Resolution: no more obligatory socializing. 

18. Now all that’s left is… everyone else’s. 

19. Add it to the list. 

20. Every one of us in real life. 

21. Not bitter at all. 

22. Water for dinner. 

23. We all would. 

24. Every person you know tho. 

25. Because that would be awkward. 

26. Silver lining. 

27. Being considerate. 

28. “I’m not someone who needs a lot to be happy.” 

29. We’ll see how long this lasts…

30. What Christmas is all about.

Kim Quindlen

I'm a staff writer for Thought Catalog. I like comedy and improv. I live in Chicago. My Uber rating is just okay.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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