25 Harmless Things Every Woman Hates While On Her Period

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1. Harry Potter marathons on abcFamily. Because each time Sirius dies, we all die inside. And because an HP marathon happens at least once a month, just like our periods. 

2. Bloating. Combine that with living in a time period where skinny jeans are popular, and you get: tragedy

3. When doctors tell us that exercising will help with our cramps. Telling me to go for a light jog while my uterus is slowly destroying me is more like a death threat than it is helpful advice. 

4. Having to get dressed for the day. I have a choice of two colors today: black, or black.

5. Unhelpful boyfriends. Ain’t nobody got time for that

6. Helpful boyfriends. Damnit I can do it myself!

7. Having to later apologize to helpful boyfriends. Sorry I called you an asshole when you asked if I wanted some tea. 

8. Screaming children. You are making me grateful for being on my period right now

9. Tampon commercials where the models look happy. STOP LYING TO ME

10. The word ‘menstruation.’ Because it’s the worst. 

11. Bizarre combinations of cravings. It is extremely inconvenient that I want to eat both Chinese food and a giant watermelon at the same time

12. Men asking us if we’re on our period any time we’re pissed off. Sometimes yes. SOMETIMES NO.

13. Traveling. Even you can’t make me laugh, funny Southwest flight attendant. 

14. Breathing. Just one more thing we have to worry about. 

15. Being hungry forever. Yes, I’ll have eleven Jimmy John’s sandwiches for delivery please?

16. Any commercial that’s even remotely emotional. Thanks, Tylenol commercial with Susan Sarandon voiceover. You have slayed me

17. Speedbumps. Just an unpleasant reminder that everything hurts

18. Crying. Because it can happen if something makes me incredibly sad, or if someone simply looks at me the wrong way on the subway

19. Men who leave angry comments on posts about periods. I don’t care if you think it’s gross. It’s the circle of life, Simba

20. The summer. Everyone’s happy and smiling. EXCEPT YOU. YOU’RE JUST SWEATING A LOT

21. Cramps. It’s like someone put the Cruciatus Curse on your ovaries

22. Smells. Because everything smells bad, even your favorite candle

23. Netflix. How does your period make something so beautiful… seem so ugly? There are too many choices. It’s too OVERWHELMING.

24. Being at the beach. It’s just not the same. It’s like having thin-crust pizza when all you want is the real deal

25. Everything. Until next week at least. TC mark

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  • http://gabbyj93.wordpress.com Exquisite_gemini

    I love this lol everything is pretty much true i crave sushi and oreos lol

  • http://janbalaya.com Janbalaya

    Get out of my head!

  • http://writewayy.wordpress.com nikitanagaraj

    Haha! You have accurately expressed the madness ;)

  • http://myvirtualblackdog.wordpress.com BeckieA

    When you have to wear a skirt when you’d rather be in baggy trackpants!

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