1. When she summed up exactly how your love life works.
I have a crush for exactly one month and then IT’S GONE
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 7, 2015
2. When she pointed out some of the frustrating ways that the media treats successful women.
Reporters ask ders/Blake/Adam, rob/Charlie/Glenn, Louie If they get overwhelmed by acting & writing & if they ever doubt themselves, right?
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 5, 2015
3. When she summed up what you were thinking about that one friend.
“Before I met [spouse] I’d NEVER pictured myself with ANYONE like [my spouse].” Cool, we get it, you dated hotter people than your spouse.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 31, 2015
4. When she said this and it made you LOL, even if you don’t watch Mad Men.
I feel like don draper forgets he has sons. And when someone brings them up he’s like OH YES OF COURSE MY SONS WHOM I LOVE
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 26, 2015
5. This gem about real modern love.
Love means never having to say “hey, are we dating?”
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 22, 2015
6. Everything about this.
Talking about how full I was after dinner wasn’t as interesting to my dinner companions as it was to me, it turns out
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 7, 2015
7. When she made this point about the male species.
Every guy thinks every woman is in love with him. I may have tweeted this before but it’s so true I should tweet it every day
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 9, 2015
8. When she finally helped you to understand the reason why you always subconsciously bring soy sauce packets home from restaurants.
I used all those extra soy sauce packets I’ve been hoarding to make a little stir fry
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 22, 2015
9. When she explained true friendship.
I know we are true friends if I text you “where are you? Come drink with us.” And you don’t know who “us” is and you text back “on my way”.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 22, 2015
10. When she said this and you were overwhelmed with how badly you want her to be your BFF.
My favorite kind of music? R&B music where the guys voice is so high you’re surprised when he explains he’s a horny bachelor
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 20, 2015
11. When she asked the question we’ve all wondered about before.
If you drive by someone’s house is that too boring to text them about
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 12, 2015
12. When she articulated the overwhelmed feeling you have every time you walk into a Whole Foods.
I’m wandering around Whole Foods like tom hanks in The Terminal
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 10, 2015
13. This truth about the terror of arriving to anything early.
I’m ten minutes early to a thing, I’m so humiliated
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 4, 2015
14. When she understood how you felt about #TheDress.
This dress thing is worse than the Sony hack to me
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 27, 2015
15. When she made fun of the Cool Girl and it was everything.
I’m gonna watch #Workaholics tonight ’cause I’m one of those cool girls who likes guy things like drinking beer and giving head and stuff
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 26, 2015
16. When she explained what champagne should really be used for.
Less champagne as dress color more champagne in glasses
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 23, 2015
17. THIS.
If ur with me and u take ur phone out to text, I’m like u sure u wanna go at me with that? I can be on my phone FOR A BILLION CENTURIES, PAL
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 26, 2015
