Watch Bill Nye Explain Why The Universe Was Created Solely For White Girls

Inside Amy Schumer
Inside Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer is at it again, taking no prisoners while she parodies those individuals who are convinced that the universe revolves around them. Through the wise words of Bill Nye, she explains the scientific data behind the fact that the universe’s main job is to guide white ladies into taking calcium vitamins. Probably a much more informational video than the ones you used to watch in 7th grade science class. TC mark

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Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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