15 Signs That You And Your Roommate Are Basically Kimmy Schmidt And Titus Andromedon

Feel free to read this post while listening to the masterpiece that is “Pinot Noir.”

1. You’ve allowed each other to leave the house in some very questionable outfits.

Whether it was a dress that technically was not a dress, or a shirt that said “Baby Slut,” you guys have encouraged each other to be yourselves, even if that meant making an extremely strange wardrobe choice.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

2. You complain when one of you makes the other one get up and be productive.

Especially if you’ve already done something that day… even if by “done something”  you mean that you finished an America’s Next Top Model marathon.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

3. You could keep each other entertained for hours by doing something completely pointless.

Making faces at each other, dancing around the apartment, rolling around in your bed and refusing to do anything. Name it, you guys have done it.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

4. Living together has allowed you both to embrace your… theatrical side.

When you feel like you need a night to be dramatic or ridiculous or over-the-top or all three, your roommate supports you one hundred percent.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

5. You’ve spent many a night on the couch together, commiserating over how being a grown up is hard.

You guys always make each other feel way better about the fact that neither one of you has your life together.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

6. There’s no obligation to hold yourselves back in front of one another.

You can literally act like complete weirdos in front of each other, and still, neither one of you will go running for the hills.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

7. You balance each other out.

When one of you is feeling bummed out or pessimistic, the other one magically turns into the most positive person ever.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

 8. You’re in the same financial situation.

…Meaning that you’ve shared plenty of nights together where you guys ate PB&J’s for dinner in an attempt to try to save some money.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

9. You team up to avoid the landlord like the plague.

Or basically, you team up to avoid anyone or anything that’s trying to take your money.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

10. There is an open agreement to compliment yourselves however the hell you want.

Your roommate will still love you, even when you feel the need to get into a self-congratulatory mood where you compliment yourself endlessly.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

11. You feel more powerful when you’re together.

Having your roomie by your side makes you feel like everybody else is on your side too.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

12. Sometimes, your hectic life feels like an uncomfortable harness is squeezing you around the pelvis, and when it does, you two are always there to cheer each other up.

And to remind each other that these uncomfortable experiences are only temporary.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

13. You guys know how to call each other on your bull shit.

If one of you is upset and trying to hide it, or has something on your mind, the other one can sense it almost immediately.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

14. You’ve picked up on each other’s weird habits.

You pretty much understand each other and know each other down to every last weird quirk that you have.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

15.  You’re always ready to encourage each other at the drop of a hat.

Even if it’s with a pep talk that doesn’t quite make sense. Regardless, you’re there for each other and only want the best for one another. And there’s no better living situation than that. TC mark

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Kim Quindlen

I'm a staff writer for Thought Catalog. I like comedy and improv. I live in Chicago. My Uber rating is just okay.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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