Maybe he saw how unbelievably hot he looked in Gangster Squad last year and knew that he really had a moral obligation to procreate.
But know this, if you find yourself thinking that you’ve never experienced a bad kiss in your life, maybe the cold hard truth is that someone is reading this and thinking of you.
Every girl knows the pain and heartache of breaking in your heels the first week you buy them.
Texting fosters a reality in which people can say things that they don’t really mean because they have no real-time repercussions.
Check out how honest-to-God amazing the Christmas decorations are at the airport. O’Hare’s, in particular, are usually INSANE. Because of that, I tend to put the song “Holiday Flight” on my iPhone and run around like I’m late so I can pretend that I’m in Home Alone.