Kevin Seamon

In high school, I worked @ a funeral home

Articles by
Kevin Seamon

The End Of July

I call out to those of you reading who still have a fight left in your bones. 

How To Cancel Plans Via Text

In this modern age, our species is capable of extreme solitude. However, some people within said species “haven’t seen you in, like, forever,” and attempt to draw you out of your bedroom, disrupting your “Cheers” binge to tell you about their promotion, while you’ve spent the preceding day trying and failing to write a sarcasm-free cover letter.

Her Smile In That Picture

It’s the kind of picture you find once every few years, in a different junk drawer each time, hidden amongst the pieces of detritus that fill out the borders of your life.