English
I donât want to freak you out or anything, but you remind me so much of Vonnegut.
Music
Pick out modulations, write out chord progressions, isolate vocals, harmonize and chill?
Business
Wanna come over and look at some Excel sheets with me and drink?
Womenâs And Gender Studies
Okay so tell me whatâs wrong with Amy Schumer.
Communications
[all communications majors are athletes who had to declare in order to graduate. i shall not be convinced otherwise.]
wyd?
Pre-Med
Wanna play doctor? Come over.
Political Science
Real talk: what do you actually think about Universal Healthcare and how would we be able to functionally make that happen in the US? Explain.
Journalism
Forget the facts, what do you think about [insert thing they reported on that you clearly, thoroughly read here]?
Film Studies
Fuck, marry, kill? Scorsese, Kubrick, or Hitchcock. And why?
Philosophy
Tell me why Iâm wrong. In detail.
Education
I think youâd make a really good mom/dad/parentâŠ
Marketing
Whatâs your catchphrase? Why should I buy you? Sell yourself, hon.
Psychology
Why shouldnât we hook up? Speaking in favor of our mental well being, of course.
Computer Science
Whatâs the first thing youâre going to do when AI takes over?
Pre-Law
ActuallyâŠI disagree.
[And then just let it happen.]
Arts
I was just really feeling moved by [insert artist/movement/medium/details here] and I need to talk to someone about it.
Some Foreign Language
Is it clichĂ© to say âvoulez-vous coucher avec moiâ???
[feel free to adjust for the appropriate language]
Poetry
âŠ.so howâve you been lately?