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15 People On The Most Ridiculous Thing They Ever Did While Stoned

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1. “Once in high school my friends and I decided it would be a good idea to hot box in a car wash, and then I drove home after. I was so messed up and I actually ended up running the car into the house. To be fair, it wasn’t like…HARD. But when my mom came out all, “Holy shit you just ran your car into the house!” I actually told her to chill. I wasn’t great at smoking.” — Kari, 26

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2. “I was so stoned and thirsty and my dry mouth was so terrible I CHUGGED my buddy’s spitter bottle. I almost threw up it was so nasty. Don’t get me wrong; I laughed. But also almost threw up.” — Tim, 22

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3. “My friends and I used to drive around our hometown on Ash Wednesday and just smoke all day. (I know, we’re terrible.) One time I was driving and I could feel the pot turning on me so I just pulled over, hurled all over the side of the road, and kept driving.” — Jenny, 25

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4. “I sat an all you can eat Mongolian Grill gorging for four hours. By myself.” — Kyle, 27

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5. “One of the first times I ever got high by myself things just took a turn. My heart was racing so fast I thought for sure I was having a heart attack. I called 911. The operator was really nice and talked me down but man, that was dark Thursday afternoon.” — Brianne, 21

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6. “Our high school took 4/20 really ‘seriously’ and would bring in drug dogs and maybe, an extra cop to try and scare all of us into staying sober. I did a wake and bake and went up to a drug dog and told him to ‘be a homie’. Definitely got in trouble. Shocker, I know.” — Brooks, 28

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7. “I was so high I was CONVINCED I sounded just like Lana Del Rey. I woke up the next morning to several HOURS worth of videos of me singing “High by the Beach” on Photobooth.” — Jenna, 22

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8. “Lit my bangs on fire. Didn’t panic, just kept blazing.” — Caitlin, 25

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9. “This was on salvia, not pot, but I was absolutely CERTAIN I was melting into the couch. I proceeded to have a full blown panic attack and start yelling for my friends to help me, but when you’re on salvia your words just kind of come out like gibberish. So I was screaming incoherencies while flailing on this couch and no one knew why. Super funny after the fact, super awful while it was happening.” — Andrew, 29

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10. “My boyfriend’s mom caught us smoking on the deck and I tried to do that Danny Zuko/T-Birds move where they flip the cigarette into their mouth to hide it. I just ended up seriously burning my mouth and later puked up ash.” — Marley, 20

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11. “I taught my 17-year-old cousin how to smoke out of apple at our Grandpa’s funeral. Not my classiest moment, but we bonded so whatever.” — Sarah, 23

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12. “Stole a pizza delivery by pretending to be my upstairs neighbor. I’m not proud, but it needed to happen.” — Theo, 25

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13. “We made a slip n’ slide out of tarps and cut up raincoats and laundry detergent in our backyard. Seems fun, but we DESTROYED the backyard and it killed any chance of us getting our deposit back.” — Garrett, 24

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14. “I was so high I decided that taking a random pill on the ground at Sasquatch was a GOOD idea. Luckily nothing happened but come on…that was really f*cking stupid.” — Kat, 23

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15. “I made my boyfriend lay completely still on top of me while we were having sex. I was spinning and it needed to stop. He didn’t even question it. Yeah…He’s a keeper.” — Rachel, 24 TC mark

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