Smell Like A Vagina With Vulva Perfume

So I know that we are all scrambling around trying to find the perfect little something for our friends and loved ones, and I’m pretty sure nothing says “I love you the most” than suggesting that a person should smell like a vulva.

Please watch this video and tell me what’s happening. Is this real? Is this a real thing? I apologize if this is just secret porn, and not actually a crotch cologne, but I sort of want to live in a world where this would be seen as a great thing to invent and try to sell. As a lady, I can promise you that we spend a great deal of time trying NOT to smell like sweaty ass and vagina, but if you want to, well then … TC mark

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  • Costa Rica

    oh dear god

    • http://clarifiedconfusion.blogspot.com aaron nicholas

      oh dear god [2]

  • jordanobscura

    I hope this is being marketed to feminists.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    I'm just dying right now

  • Eric

    it's not a perfume, it's like a sex toy for guys w/ dicks in their noses

    as always, penetrating research, thought catalog

    • http://twitter.com/ThoughtCatalog Thought Catalog

      Thank you.

  • http://twitter.com/eternalangels Kimberly-UR WELCOME

    I feel like that guys nose is in my vajayjay and I want to stab him with my stinger.

  • Nic

    I hope this isn't a real ad.

    Most people understand basic hygiene is important, but WTF?

    The scariest thing is that this type of product is actually available, and there are people profiting, except the marketing is perhaps more, ummmm, “sensitive” than the vid Kelly has shown us here.

    (Google femfresh in the UK)

    I don't see how a menopausal woman is going to relate to the advertising Femfresh use on their website

  • http://www.facebook.com/jinstellakwon Jin Stella Kwon

    wtf

  • http://www.facebook.com/jinstellakwon Jin Stella Kwon

    oh, after some digging, i found that Vulva is a real marketed item. it is a masturbatory aid. 

    You put it on the back of your hand “and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies…”

    Whatever floats your boat i guess.
    http://www.vulva-original.com/

  • http://www.facebook.com/discobiscuits93 Kayla Ann Stockman

    Oh. My god. That guy is so creepy.

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