5. The writer will make make giant leaps in logic and pretend like it’s sound.
Let’s get it on; blonde on blonde
I logged into Facebook the other day—something I hadn’t done in a while—and I had a friend request from six months ago from someone I never expected, someone who disgusted me.
Martha my dear, Hello, little girl. Good morning, good morning.
The 86th Academy Awards air soon. Because I enjoy words, I decided to take all 85 previous Oscar winning Best Picture winners and write a poem or story, using all of them with no exceptions.
With Spike Jonze’s newest movie “Her” garnering a lot of attention these days for being a story of a lonely man falling in love with his Siri-like operating system, I thought about it and realized: Wait, this is nothing new.
People who think the toys we play with as children actually affect our lives as adults are delusional.
My parents gave me a tattoo when I was a kid; it was called Catholicism. And that shit can’t be laser-ed off either. That stays with you. I’d much rather have a Mike Tyson face tattoo than have to feel guilty every time I masturbate.
Boardwalk and Park Place are way too overpriced. I mean, they’re in the same exact neighborhood as Baltic and Mediterranean. What is “GO” the Berlin Wall or something?