I was perpetually in a state of stress and anxiety over everything, and it drained me so viciously, that there were times where I couldn’t even get up to go to class.
“I’m not a goddess, for crying out loud.”
Real people share the most disturbing dreams they’ve had that their parents never had to worry about.
Winston Churchill took eating REALLY seriously.
SMITH Magazine produces annual Twitter-based competitions that challenge followers and celebrities alike to answer prompts or share their stories, in just six words.
The Illuminati allegedly fabricates conspiracy theories to conceal their existence from regular people.
“I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.” —George Costanza
Outrage has recently been sparked over the newly released trailer for the movie “Stonewall”… Ironically, the message depicted in the trailer is “ordinary people can do extraordinary things,” as a WHITE MALE ACTOR is shown throwing the first brick in the riots.
“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.” — Jon Stewart
“Kiss my ass.” —John Wayne Gacy