You grew up with pressure to secure a ~*~practical~*~ job. You were told starring on Broadway did not count as such.
Pablo Escobar had to invest in $2,500 worth of rubber bands per month, just so he could hold all his cash together (seriously).
Say Cheese and Die of Embarrassment Because You Just Got A Notification That You Were Tagged In 13 Photos On Facebook From Last Night
“You found it offensive? I found it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.”
They’re still friends with you, even after all the awkward years. Your college and work friends don’t know about the squeamish and scrawny specimen with braces that existed from 2009 to 2011.
“I would love to relive the time I first met her—even for just a second, with the knowledge of where we’d be years from then.”
You may assume she’s cold and heartless, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.
Sleep in pajama sets.
You temporarily fall in love with strangers all the time.
You’re always the go-to for favors. You always say yes. Ugh.