Take a sip if the girl is super klutzy but everyone finds it adorable. Two sips whenever she pours coffee on herself.
There is no “you complete me.” You already feel fulfilled and finished and done.
Like a full moon to a werewolf, Valentine’s Day creates absolute monsters out of ordinary people.
Journal, journal, journal, journal. For hours. For pages. Until your hand physically contorts into a claw.
Living with someone on the Paleo diet.
You have to literally prove your age to some especially annoying nonbelievers.
I asked you repeatedly,
To prove you give a damn,
But I caught you redhanded
Liking your ex’s Instagram.
Does This Guy Want To Date Me Or Is He Just Not An Asshole?
The “Star Wars” franchise was officially screened for the first time ever in China—prior to that, the only way people in China could watch the movies was through illegal downloads or pirated DVDs.
Hot chocolate. With extra whipped cream.