17 College Classes That Might Actually Help You Survive In The Real World (Unlike Calculus)

Leo Hidalgo
Leo Hidalgo

1. Sociology 171: How To Make Friends Sober

2. Communication Studies 10: How To Say No To Things You Actually Don’t Want To Do

3. History 103: How To Recover From Accidentally Liking Someone’s Instagram Picture From 2010

4. Biology 105: Am I Pregnant Or Just Stressed?

5. Cosmetology 101: How To Look Like You Weren’t Just Crying In The Bathroom

6. Life After Your Meal Plan: How To Eat On A Budget

7. Poli Sci 50: Policies For When Your Psychotic Roommate Keeps Stealing Your Stuff

8. Chemistry 20: Convincing Your Hook Up That You Two Have A Stronger Connection Than Just “Netflix And Chill”

9. European History: How To Not Be Intolerably Annoying When You Come Back From Abroad

10. English 114: Analyzing And Interpreting Drunk Texts From Your Ex

11. Criminal Law: How To Stop Yourself From Watching 37 Hours Of Law And Order: SVU

12. Astronomy 29: Understanding That Your Zodiac Doesn’t Actually Control Your Life

13. Theater 141: How To Feign Confidence In All Situations

14. Economics 102: Understanding That If You Stopped Buying Drunk Food After You Go Out You Could Actually Afford To Go Grocery Shopping

15. Intro to Psychology: Analyzing Different Meanings Behind The “K” Text

16. Business: How To Fake Being Ready For A Real Career In A Job Interview When In Reality You Spent The Last Four Years Of College Signing Up For 3pm Classes Because You Hate Waking Up Before Noon

17. Musicology 109: Finding Emergency Cool Playlists To Put On Your Phone In Case Someone Asks You To DJ At A Party Or When Driving In A Car Because The Last Time That Happened All You Had Downloaded Was The “Shrek” Soundtrack. TC mark

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Depression is real. Anxiety is real. PTSD is real. ALL mental illnesses are real. Don’t believe anyone who is trying to tell you otherwise.

Every time I’m stressed I distract myself with doing something nice for someone else and it’s the best thing on this planet to watch someone’s eyes light up because they weren’t expecting something nice to happen.

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