10 Obvious Reasons Why America Is Lucky Donald Trump Is Running For President
By Katie Mather
Either Trump has an excellent social media intern, or he should auto-win the Presidency solely based on the amount of times he calls someone a “dummy” on Twitter.
1. He isn’t hung up on his own net worth.
Stop saying I went bankrupt. I never went bankrupt but like many great business people have used the laws to corporate advantage—smart!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 19, 2015
Dopey @Lawrence O’Donnell, whose unwatchable show is dying in the ratings, said that my Apprentice $ numbers were wrong. He is a fool!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
2. He isn’t one to brag.
Mexico's biggest drug lord escapes from jail. Unbelievable corruption and USA is paying the price. I told you so!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 12, 2015
.@Neilyoung A few months ago Neil Young came to my office looking for $$ on an audio deal & called me last week to go to his concert. Wow!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 24, 2015
3. He’s passionate about tackling the real issues.
The ratings for The View are really low. Nicole Wallace and Molly Sims are a disaster. Get new cast or just put it to sleep. Dead T.V.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2015
I hope the boycott of @Macys continues forever. So many people are cutting up their cards. Macy's stores suck and they are bad for U.S.A.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
The worst show in Las Vegas, in my opinion, is @pennjillette. Hokey garbage. New York show even worse!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
*Please note: I’ve secured the rights to “Hokey Garbage” as the name for my future off-Broadway one-woman show.
4. He’s not afraid to Photoshop.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 10, 2015
5. He respects the media.
Dummy writer @Clare_OC from failing @Forbes magazine works so hard to make such trivial license deals look important…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 9, 2015
Do you believe that highly overrated political pundit @krauthammer said this is the best Republican field in 35 years. What a dope!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 9, 2015
.@NYDailyNews, the dying tabloid owned by dopey clown Mort Zuckerman, puts me on the cover daily because I sell. My honor, but it is dead!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 28, 2015
6. He never holds a grudge.
As Governor of Texas, Rick Perry could have done far more to secure the border – but that's O.K., I like him anyway! @GovernorPerry
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2015
.@TheJuanWilliams you never speak well of me & yet when I saw you at Fox you ran over like a child and wanted a picture. Please share pic!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2015
I loved firing goofball atheist Penn @pennjillette on The Apprentice. He never had a chance. Wrote letter to me begging for forgiveness.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
*Please note: I’ve also already secured the rights to naming my future memoir “Lessons From A Goofball Atheist.”
7. He’s really nice.
.@KarlRove stated clearly that he wants to repeal the 2nd Amendment. I thought @FoxNews was going to fire that jerk after his Romney fiasco?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2015
Irrelevant clown @KarlRove sweats and shakes nervously on @FoxNews as he talks "bull" about me. Has zero cred. Made fool of himself in '12.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
Why do people listen to clown @KarlRove on @FoxNews? Spent $430M & lost all races—a Bushy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 15, 2015
8. He’s not one to pick a fight.
.@SenJohnMcCain should be defeated in the primaries. Graduated last in his class at Annapolis–dummy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
Who would you rather have negotiating for the U.S. against Putin, Iran, China, etc., Donald Trump or Hillary? Is there even a little doubt?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 21, 2015
Tbh, if his negotiation skills consist of him tweeting that Putin is an “irrelevant clown,” there is absolutely no doubt who we’d rather have fighting for America.
9. He’s willing to make peace with a Mexican drug lord.
Can you envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with 'El Chapo', the Mexican drug lord who escaped from prison? ….
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
…Trump, however, would kick his ass!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
This worked out really well!
10. He is very humble.
Mexico is killing the United States economically because their leaders and negotiators are FAR smarter than ours. But nobody beats Trump!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 20, 2015
"@HoustonWelder: Donald Trump is one of the sexiest men on this planet. Every woman dreams of a good man who tells it like it is." So true!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
THIS MAN IS SERIOUSLY IN THE RACE FOR PRESIDENT OMMMMMGGGGGGG