10 Obvious Reasons Why America Is Lucky Donald Trump Is Running For President

Either Trump has an excellent social media intern, or he should auto-win the Presidency solely based on the amount of times he calls someone a “dummy” on Twitter.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

1. He isn’t hung up on his own net worth.

2. He isn’t one to brag.

3. He’s passionate about tackling the real issues.

*Please note: I’ve secured the rights to “Hokey Garbage” as the name for my future off-Broadway one-woman show.

4. He’s not afraid to Photoshop.

5. He respects the media.

6. He never holds a grudge.

*Please note: I’ve also already secured the rights to naming my future memoir “Lessons From A Goofball Atheist.”

7. He’s really nice.

8. He’s not one to pick a fight.

Tbh, if his negotiation skills consist of him tweeting that Putin is an “irrelevant clown,” there is absolutely no doubt who we’d rather have fighting for America.

9. He’s willing to make peace with a Mexican drug lord.

This worked out really well!

10. He is very humble.

THIS MAN IS SERIOUSLY IN THE RACE FOR PRESIDENT OMMMMMGGGGGGG TC mark

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