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This Is Why Writers Today Suck

A good writer looks at themselves dead in the eye on a daily basis and says, β€œFuck you,” to the person throwing up last night’s wine in the sink.

Don’t Let Me Babysit Your Kids

If I’m spending time with your children I’ll want to talk to them about the stars and Carl Sagan. We’d build a space ship from discarded boxes and explore the solar system.