You will always be stupidly adorable.
If you’re naked in the presence of another person, and feel the urge to cry, you only need to ask yourself one question: did you just get pushed out of a vagina?
Something weird is happening in my social media world.
Chain smoke cigarettes inside, but sit directly under your bathroom fan so not as to stink out your apartment. In my case the fan is right above the toilet.
The female orgasm is a weird and wonderful thing, but it’s not necessarily an easy thing to come by.
In terms of the homo-rainbow, my colors are pretty straight. I mean, Honey Boo Boo is right, everyone’s a little gay, but I think I’m just not that gay.
I haven’t been in a fist fight since I was 15, but if I needed to, I would crack some skulls for my best friend.
I love feminism. I need feminism. I am a feminist.
It’s been long since established that I think a woman giving a handjob is absolute madness.
Women, generally, are communicative creatures. For the most part, we thrive on sharing and outpourings. And yeah, if we have a boyfriend, we’re going to talk about him.