The kid can dance. A nine-year-old Robert Jeffrey that is, way back in the summer of 1991. Robert performed Madonna’s ‘Vogue’ in front of a blue screen at the Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, and what a performance (the best I ever did in front of a blue screen was pretend to fall down the face of a building—absolutely no skill involved)! With all the right moves, some amazing arm extensions and impressive poses, Madonna really has nothing on nine-year-old Robert. I have only one question for Robert—is that a hyper-color t-shirt you’re wearing?