I used to wear these silly thrifted little slips and nighties to bed when he still woke up thinking I was Christmas morning.
Take a break every hour or so if you work in an office just to stretch and walk around to give your brain a break and keep you from getting flat Office Mom butt.
Police found thousands of dollars, as well as a makeup kit and a fake mustache, in the Bronco.
1 can beer, 1 can froz. Pink lemonade, 1 can vodka, 1 can water. Mix and be careful.
My house is clean. My brain is empty. I spend an entire Sunday not speaking to anyone. It rains and I’m bored, unable to write or focus on a book or do anything remotely productive.
THE HUSBANDS ALWAYS DIE.
Celebrate your femininity.
Are you, too, occasionally struck by the words “Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald” in the middle of your day? Does the word “Martimmy” mean nothing to you?
I can’t resist beautiful underthings, even though I know they’ll get worn only once or twice a month, or live only in sexy photos sent to my dude du jour.
The root of the femme fatale could be a fear of feminism and female sexuality, or it could be an outright misogyny.