Waist trainers improve your posture like crazy.
You just write. You feel the need for words building up in your throat and your fingers when you’re a child, and you continue to scribble for the rest of your life.
How can you hate a garment that takes you from bed, to the gym, to work (in some cases), then out to dinner and back to bed with ease?
She was drunk. She was stoned. She was kooky and hot and fun.
“Today, Cindy and I ran away and killed an old lady. It was lots of fun.”
I can’t get excited about anyone, really.
Call me vain and shallow – I don’t care.
If you place a slice of pizza on top of another, your body is fooled into thinking it’s only one slice.
When I feel sad, I like to stay in the bathtub for hours, paging half-heartedly through a book or staring at my phone.
“As a kid, I wanted to be a marine biologist. Now, a Kardashian.”