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There are different levels of “nice guys,” and being perpetually single I have encountered all of them. These are the guys who can’t figure out why women don’t like them, and don’t have the self-awareness to realize that women don’t dislike them for being nice, they dislike them because they actually aren’t nice at all.

Personally, for every one date I go on I had to wade through 150 Sultans of Snatch. Here’s how you spot one: they think they are king of the clitoris, and they aren’t interested in getting together unless it means them getting laid.