As you may have discovered, there is no possible way to maintain a normal diet in December. Egg nog, panettone and tourtière will obliterate your standards faster than you can say “bah, humbug.” It’s bad news.
Humans go crazy in December. From far away it might look like an ant hill on the sidewalk. Instead of crushing them with your shoe (RIP to all of the Wal-Mart employees who died this year) be courteous!
Just be drunk.
Old people are old. This has many social implications.
Most people eat cake on birthdays but since everyday is somebody’s birthday it is appropriate, therefore, to ingest cake (and cake-like goods) on any or everyday of the year.
Things can be confusing when you’re still figuring things out in your life. That’s just a part of the human experience.
Feeling hot is a way of life. Being hot and feeling hot are two different things but also kind of the same thing. Being hot is objective.
I feel rushed by the sun and relieved on cloudy days when I can stay inside and study without feeling anxious.
Thought about strategies in examination performance.
I wonder how someone else would feel if they were to read this.