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How To Wait In Line This Holiday Season

Humans go crazy in December. From far away it might look like an ant hill on the sidewalk. Instead of crushing them with your shoe (RIP to all of the Wal-Mart employees who died this year) be courteous!

How To Eat A Cake

Most people eat cake on birthdays but since everyday is somebody’s birthday it is appropriate, therefore, to ingest cake (and cake-like goods) on any or everyday of the year.

How To Feel Hot

Feeling hot is a way of life. Being hot and feeling hot are two different things but also kind of the same thing. Being hot is objective.

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