If they can be trusted to protect a country, they can probably protect you.
If the person is crazy enough to actually follow you all the way to the bathroom, they can’t make you unlock the stall. If you really want to, you can sit in there completely silent for like four hours
If even after reading all of the incredible things about Iowa, you’re still not convinced that it’s a state worth praise, go visit sometime. Go to Iowa and spend time with an Iowan who will show you the ropes.
We live in a culture that’s afraid to talk about the future, that’s afraid to say “I love you” too soon, that’s afraid that if you don’t wait a minimum of 7 years, you’re marriage will never work. But I disagree.
For one whole day, you get to wallow in your own self-pity and you don’t have to fake it to anyone.