If you don’t have a friend like this, you should find one.
It wasn’t until I searched for apartments in New York City that I understood the importance of the bathroom.
‘Tom Terrific’ has never really been that terrific of a person.
It always starts with just one drink.
Um, well, our team never won a single game! But then again, we didn’t take ourselves too seriously, which is what kept it fun. In fact, our team name was “Drinkers with a Kicking Problem.”
“I’m a really good driver,” says every driver ever.
A 19-year-old Ivy League student athlete named Madison Holleran posted an image of holiday lights twinkling in the trees of Rittenhouse Square in Philadelphia on Instagram an hour before she killed herself by jumping off of the ninth level of a parking garage downtown.
This is the first time in 28 years (even though I should give myself a pass when I wasn’t old enough to read or write) that I knew Mother’s Day would be celebrated on Sunday, May 10th without having to check a calendar or be told by my family members, friends, or colleagues.
The massive arena hosted New York Islanders games, Monster Jam, the circus, and concerts. How can you compete with that?
Don’t drop the microphone after your speech unless you want to pay for it.