If you’re extra daring, you could insert your butt plug before going to dinner and wear it while in public. It will be your sexy little secret.
“One of my most intense orgasms was when I did some maid role play at a hotel with my boyfriend. The result was some nice anal with me riding him and having him choke me.”
She does my least favorite chores for me.
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.
“My boyfriend put whipped cream on my nipples and ate it off while inside of me. Then we showered together and went for round two.”
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can’t take a joke.
Stop overthinking what you are about to say.
“Girls that instantly drop the guy’s dick as soon as the first droplet of semen comes out instead of waiting until the orgasm is over.”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”