Perhaps the most extraordinary aspect of Trump’s presidency is the ubiquitous nature of his Twitter. What many have called “immature and childish rants” have clearly worked in Trump’s favor in his never ending pursuit to become the God Emperor of America. Love or hate Trump, there is a ton of wisdom that can be gleaned from his Twitter, which is why I’ve compiled a list of five Trump Tweets that need to be added to the Constitution of the United States of America.
This tweet very articulately explains why Trump is THE most important man currently on the planet. Imagine the WHOLE world revolving around you; imagine having the power to single handedly mold the world into a utopia for all of its denizens! Not even Superman or Jesus changed the entire world overnight! This tweet needs to be added to the Constitution because it will echo our gratitude and reverence for Trump and the foundation he rebuilt America upon for centuries to come.
Too true! This tweet shows that Trump really cares about the American people; he doesn’t want us to live unhealthy lifestyles unlike that sham Obama who has been photographed drinking DIET COKE. Yeah, that man ran our country for eight years. Disgusting. Truly, Trump is an inspiration to Americans everywhere, which is why this tweet NEEDS to be added to the Constitution.
Do you know who the sky belongs to? Not windmills that’s for sure! How DARE those liberal conspirers make a mockery of the freedom bird! The real irony is that they say they care about the environment, and yet those democrats are taking away the God given domain of the Eagles, and for what? To fill there their pockets with the money of gullible environmentalist lobbyist that’s what. Weak. This should not only be added to the American Constitution but should also influence the 28th amendment. This amendment would make the desecration and disrespect of God’s freedom bird illegal.
Yeah, I really have no idea what this one means.
Truly, if nothing else Trump’s verbal tact is something to be admired. The September 11th terrorist attacks left a scar on the hearts of every red blooded American; it is a scar that aches on every anniversary of the travesty as if it had been freshly opened. In these times of darkness President Trump truly knows how to bring encouragement to the American people. This tweet shows Americans that they can overcome any adversity that comes their way, that they can topple the ‘hater’ and ‘losers’ of this world. And when all is said and done, isn’t that what being American is really all about?