Famous Movie Quotes Rewritten As Text Messages

u can take r lives bt u cant take r freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braveheart

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Srsly, my dear, WTF?

Gone With the Wind

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Selllltttttttaaaaaaaaaa!

Sry. I’m durnk.

A Streetcar Named Desire

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Herez lookin at U kid B-)

Casablanca

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Frst rule fight club: STFU.

Fight Club

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-RU at da club wit dem hos? Tell me tha truth!

-U want tha truth? You cant handle tha truth!

A Few Good Men

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U had me @ ‘sup.’

Jerry Maguire

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Running late. Order for me. I’ll have what you’re having.

When Harry Met Sally

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-GuRls nItE!!! GeT bIZzy LiViN or gEt BiZzY dyin-

~~**~~ReD~~**~~

The Shawshank Redemption

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One sec, BRB

Terminator II: Judgment Day

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I could have been a concentric.

Contender.

Sorry.

Damn Autocorrect.

On The Waterfront

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Luke, im yur father. Lol <3 Darth

Star Wars

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FML, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

Chinatown

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Sumday this will all be urs. [Naked picture redacted.]

The Lion King

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OMG! This shopping bag is so beautiful!

American Beauty

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-Do you know who I am, Clarice?

-Sry. I think I lost your number. Who is this?

Silence of the Lambs

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How r them apples? R people still tehre? Should I come?

Good Will Hunting

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Take the gun. jk

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

The Godfather TC mark

image – The Lion King

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  • Sarah

    Srsly, my dear, WTF?

    Out of  “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”?

    Um, have you even seen some of these movies?

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      “idc” would have been more appropriate than “wtf”

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        Or idgaf.

  • Sarah

    Srsly, my dear, WTF?

    Out of  “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”?

    Um, have you even seen some of these movies?

  • Sarah

    Srsly, my dear, WTF?

    Out of  “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”?

    Um, have you even seen some of these movies?

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    LMAO!

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    LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    Sumday this will all be urs. [Naked picture redacted.]

    The Lion King

    LOL forever.

  • Anonymous

    Sumday this will all be urs. [Naked picture redacted.]

    The Lion King

    LOL forever.

  • Anonymous

    Sumday this will all be urs. [Naked picture redacted.]

    The Lion King

    LOL forever.

  • http://twitter.com/stefinmotion Stefanie J

    ur a virgin who cant drive lol 

    -Clueless 

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    ur a virgin who cant drive lol 

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    wtf is this….

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    -Blue Velvet

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    When I read “u had me @ ‘sup’ ” I thought about Beyoncé.

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    This is the most pointless post on this site Ive ever seen

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    ehhh. had so much potential

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    HILARIOUS xx

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    ugh

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