Jon Methven

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Jon Methven

Slap Prevention

SPC (Slap Prevention Coverage) is the nation’s only health insurer that provides an around-the-clock, certified slap technician to ensure that you make minute-to-minute healthy decisions.


WRITER 3: I thought the general was having sex with his memoirist.
WRITER 1: That was Episode 2. And that was a different general.

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Against his parents’ wishes, Mr. Weinworth dropped out of college to start a website,, in which he posts videos of himself jumping out of planes while blindfolded and landing on moving trains using only the sound of the train as reference.