$6400 Toilet Will Heat Your Rear and Play Music

A faint rush of water, a starry sky, one glass home perched above sparkling city lights, soft piano music, light glimmering across some mysterious object (laser printer? paper shredder? mini fridge?), more sparkling cityscape (now hazy), a woman in peach dress and gold heels crossing her legs, another shot of this mysterious object, some man in a dark suit fixing his cufflinks, then back to mysterious object, which opens like a Lamborghini – all this occurs in the first 30 seconds of Kohler’s video for its advanced new toilet. It’s called the Numi. It costs $6400.

The Numi’s lid opens automatically. Other features include a heated seat, a touchpad remote, ambient lighting, built-in speakers, an adjustable bidet with dryer, as well as a charcoal-filter deodorizer designed to annihilate any animal smells. Kohler aims to bring us “the finest in personal comfort and cleansing.”

Slated for a fall 2011 release, the Numi has already got some attention. Gizmodo’s Sam Biddle blasted rap during his own test run. He became hooked: “I didn’t want to leave toilet land and return to a life in which hot air can’t be blown up my ass with a touchpad swipe. A lesser world.”

The $6400 price doesn’t include installation fees. TC mark

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  • http://www.facebook.com/gregpphoto Greg Petliski

    $20 heating pad from drug store and $50 iPod shuffle. Done.

  • Jackie

    That looks like the hottest date in The History of The World.

  • DAN HOFFMAN HERP DERP

    this was on the news. the mainstream news

    • Jon Cotner

      Kohler said they'd give me a Numi if I covered it for TC. Couldn't resist.

      • DAN HOFFMAN HERP DERP

        o well o

  • Samantha

    Very intense promo video. You could cut the tension in the room with a knife. Who will use the toilet first–the man or the woman? Or will they use it simultaneously? Does the Numi have that option?

  • RH

    Taking a shit. Like a boss.

  • RH

    Taking a shit. Like a boss.

  • http://twitter.com/andshewasnt genna mae

    This thing better be the first thing my dad buys at the Kohler employees' sale, or I'm disowning him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    For $6400, I'd buy as many cases of Four Loko as I possibly could. I don't need a $6400 toilet to throw up in.

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