Johanna Mort
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12 Movie Sex Scenes That Are Better Than Porn
The oral sex scene from Blue Valentine.
9 Ways Guarded People Show They Love You
When they’re upset, they don’t shut you out.
16 Stages Of Going On A Road Trip With Your Best Friend
Singing-a-long at the top of your lungs.
What Guarded People Are Trying To Tell You Vs. What They Actually Say
What they’re trying to tell you: “I’m sobbing on the inside. SOBBING.” What they say: “That’s so sad”
17 Reasons Harry Potter Fans Are The Best People To Date
You could literally give them a sock, and they would be completely overcome with how sweet and romantic that is.
15 Things That Happen When You Major In Film
“Wait. You haven’t seen Memento?? How can you even call yourself a film major?”