Costco is YOUR JAM. Sure it’s not technically free because you have to pay the membership fee, but once you’ve paid it, FREE SAMPLES ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
This is definitely the low point of my love life.
“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
You dream of buying one of those fancy KitchenAid stand mixers, but know that you don’t possibly have the counter space… and it breaks your heart a little bit every day.
So to all the people that think they’re “helping” others by spewing vitriolic speech and demeaning other people as a way of “motivating” them to change: get the f*ck out of here. You’re a part of the problem, not the solution.
The number of ways a person can communicate with you is EXHAUSTING. Your sister’s texting you while your best friend is Facebook messaging you and your boss is emailing you and that friend from high school is tweeting at you and now your Instagram has a notification and CAN WE PLEASE JUST TAKE A BREAK???
Since You’ve Been Gone by Morgan Matson. I honestly could not put it down, simply because each time I read a chapter I found myself in a much better mood than I had been in before picking it up. It’s light, it’s hilarious, and it’s unexpectedly heartwarming.
Whenever you and your friends go out for karaoke, you know you’re going to physically injure everyone’s eardrums and probably emotionally scar a few newcomers, but you don’t care. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.
Talk to everyone! Ask them about their hopes and dreams!
“It’s so hard to find someone that likes me for my personality. All anyone ever compliments me on is my body.”