Johanna Mort
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11 Differences In Sex At The Beginning Of A Relationship Vs. After Two Years
The Best Time For Sex: At The Beginning — ALL THE TIME! After Two Years — ALL THE TIME! But after this episode of Better Call Saul.
19 Things Only Women With A Low Maintenance Fashion Sense Understand
You have three hairstyles: down, ponytail, and bun.
15 Marry, F*ck, Kills That Will Destroy You
Jon Hamm, Matt Bomer, and Jamie Dornan. Alison Brie, Lupita Nyong’o, and Jennifer Lawrence. YOU MUST CHOOSE.
9 Things You Need To Know About Horrible Texters
It’s not that we consider the person sending the text unimportant, we just don’t think the actual act of texting is a priority.
12 Easy-To-Miss Signs A Shy Person Has A Crush On You
They’re always willing to help out.
19 Signs You’re In A Marshall And Lily Relationship
The story of how the two of you met is seriously the cutest.
14 Things Only Neat Messy People Understand
You secretly despise it when a roommate describes your living space as “dirty.” It’s not dirty; it’s cluttered aka a bunch of clean stuff piled on top of other clean stuff.
15 Struggles Only People Who Are Painfully Uncoordinated Understand
The Dance Dance Revolution phase that all of your friends went through meant that you “had a cold and couldn’t hang out” for a solid two years.