You started watching House of Cards Season 3 without them.
Whenever someone says, “Winter is coming,” solemnly raise your cup and toast House Stark.
“Can’t leave, on house arrest.”
Singing-a-long at the top of your lungs.
If something’s not on your calendar, there’s a 0% chance that you will remember to do it when the day rolls around.
One time, you kept your Tamagotchi alive for an entire week, and thought you were totally awesome and ready for the real world. HA. GOOD ONE, TEN-YEAR-OLD ME.
Her best friend’s son.
Everything is all caps all the time. YOU CAN’T HELP IT IF YOU’RE EXCITED, AND OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD BE TOO.
What they’re trying to tell you: “I’m sobbing on the inside. SOBBING.” What they say: “That’s so sad”
You could literally give them a sock, and they would be completely overcome with how sweet and romantic that is.