Swimming in the ocean. Either I wear my glasses and risk losing them to Poseidon, or I don’t wear them and risk not being able to see the Great White swimming straight for me.
Anytime a movie features another country, you immediately need to go there.
What would happen if I just slapped this person right across the face? For no reason. Just… slapped them.
People assume your positive attitude is the result of an easy life.
Sometimes you get super overexcited about the possibility of a relationship, and lose sight on reality for a bit.
They’re like a cat, you fed them once, and now they refuse to leave.
Staying within at most twenty feet of each other at all times.
“It’s Turkey Time, Gobble Gobble.”
Missed calls that don’t have accompanying voicemails/texts.
Re-watch ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin’ and start freaking out a bit. What if you’re 40 before you have sex again?!?