She ACTUALLY FLIES THROUGH THE AIR ON A WRECKING BALL.
You know to prepare for any situation, so your friends can count on you to be the one to have a pack of tissues, sun block, and mid-afternoon snacks with you at all times.
The government can see your dick pics.
Your idea of a perfect date is just you, a cup of coffee (with a full pot on standby), and a good book.
The Secrecy Pact: You both swear on your best friendships that under no circumstances will either of you ever speak of certain events from last night ever again. Ever.
We’ve tried brushing our hair with a fork (or should I say, dinglehopper).
There’s an unfair reality that the more you like someone, the worse you become at flirting. Oh, you’ve had a crush on that guy for ages? Watch in horror as you completely forget how the English language operates.
Damn that Toy Story 3 ending! The tears keep flowing, and all the emotions you’ve kept bottled up for the past few months are washing over you like an unending spin cycle.
“In diversity there is beauty and there is strength.” –Maya Angelou
The Best Time For Sex: At The Beginning — ALL THE TIME! After Two Years — ALL THE TIME! But after this episode of Better Call Saul.